I think I just pooped my pants
Two elderly gentlemen from a retirement centerwere sitting on a bench under a tree,when one turns to the other and says...."Slim, I'm 93 years old now and I'm just full of aches and pains.I know...
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A man is taking a walk one night and, while crossing a bridge, sees that another man is standing on the railing, getting ready to jump. The first man runs to him and pleads with him, "Please, don't...
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On a Septic Tank Truck sign:"We're #1 in the #2 business."**************************Sign over a Gynecologist's Office:"Dr. Jones, at your cervix."**************************At a Proctologist's door"To...
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Rich, go back up to chat for a minute...Nature Spirits and Friends
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Two drunks walk into a bar. The first drunk looks at his buddy and says "I gotta go use the can." So he wonders off to the bathroom and is gone for 5 ... 10... 20 minutes. Well his friend gets pissed...
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That's it.....Thats it...I didn't think you would do that! Nature Spirits and Friends
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This teacher has got to meet that PREACHER!!!!!!! The denunciation of the young is a necessary part of the hygiene of older people, and greatly assists in the circulation of their blood. -- Logan...
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Guess we should start a humor forum, somebody might think we are serious about all this shite........ Nature Spirits and Friends
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Mysteries like..... - Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out."? - Why do toasters always have a setting that...
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What is the next sequence of numbers in=This is a tough one!11121121111122131221113112221 (Hint)It helps if you read the numbers to yourself while looking at the previous set.Rich
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I"At night they come without being fetched,And by day they are lost without being stolen."II"I never was, am always to be,No one ever saw me, nor ever willAnd yet I am the confidence of allTo live and...
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Did I ever tell you the story about taking a friend of mine to church a few years ago?I was at the sound board, so he sat by himself.Well after the service was over, he had a black eye.What happened...
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